Quote of the Day: "All I do is win." -- DJ Khaled
Game of the Day: Iowa vs Michigan State - My Pick: I think we already know the outcome! Daaaah!
POPPIN' MY CULTURE/WEEKLY NEWS STORY
Happy Devil's Night, friends! Tonight, I am recapping some of Hollywood's finest celebrity's news stories, as well as a couple random news updates that the world needs to know. Since it is a Saturday night and the University of Michigan game is starting... gonna get straight to business!
NOTRE DAME TRAGEDY
First off, I would like to send my regards to the family of Notre Dame student Declan Sullivan, for the great loss they have endured this past week. He was filming practice during a high wind storm earlier this week, and the lift that was supporting him toppled over, taking his life away. It is a horrible tragedy that should have/could have been avoided. He commented on Twitter, prior to filming, about the concern of the dreadful winds. Now, the controversy comes into play. I'm sure, like most loyal student assistants would do, Declan still decided to film to help out his beloved program in filming practice... but... he should have never been allowed the opportunity to do so by the coaches or staff. No piece of f*****' practice football footage is worth a students life... no piece of ANY type of footage is worth a life. The players could have went on and practiced the same as always, reviewing any number of the 3,000,000 pieces of film the school has on computers or in storage. Simply, it is an injury that could have been avoided and the life of Declan could have been saved by ONE responsible coach... Prayers be with you.
JUST ANOTHER CHARLIE SHEEN FAMILY VACATION
On the lighter side, Charlie Sheen strikes again! Earlier in the week, one of my favorite Hollywood Trainwrecks, Charlie Sheen, went to New York City with his ex-wife (Denise Richards) and children for a 'family vacation.' In the wee hours of the mourning, hotel security was sent to the Room of Sheen. When they get there, they are greeted by TMZ's next great story! Naked and blitz-hammered, Sheen was in a crazed-rampage, with an unknown broad, who "feared for her life."
"She was fearing for her life and was naked," reports Life & Style Magazine. "Charlie was incoherent, but started screaming slurs at the cops. They recognized him immediately and gave him two options: 1) They could take him to the hospital or take him down to the station. Charlie chose the hospital."
Charlie's family was apparently asleep in another room. What a winner...
ROCKSTAR WEDDING
Russell Brand and Katy Perry wed in a private ceremony in India. The only news resulting from this story... my girlfriend now has a reduced chance to marry Russell Brand. Odds are in my favor, you bastard! But best of wishes to the recovering sex addict and to the popular pin-up for teenage boys... wish you two the best!
ZOMBIE INVASION
The first Zombie outbreak has officially occurred in New York City... but the United States is NOT turning into Zombieland because of it. To promote the upcoming series The Walking Dead, over two-dozen film promoters dressed up in Manhattan (and 25 other cities worldwide) to pump in the Halloween premiere. Apparently, some people freaked out, while others just stared and took pictures, but nonetheless, I will give them props for the publicity stunt. Hilarious and creative, I might actually watch a couple minutes of the show now.
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
It has been announced that the third installment of the most-recent Batman series is to be released in July of 2012. It will be titled The Dark Knight Rises... quite original... and also stated that the Riddler will not be the star villain. They planned to have the epic return of the Joker, but since Heath Ledger kind of kicked the bucket in the meantime, the movie plans to introduce a few new faces, but start where that have previously left off. It will be interesting to see how they pull this mess off, but to top their last blockbuster... it better be phenomenal.
...and finally...
CHAD OCHOCINCO
The world's single-greatest athlete in professional sports history is finally making a break into the film industry, after various shows and appearances on cable TV. Since my boy Chad, "loves sex," so much, he has decided to release a sexual education film on 'how to please a woman'... starring... himself! Well... there is not really a way to go on from that... or end this blog any better... soo.... yeaaah....
Keep it sleezy,
kLick
(Credit to The News Vault for some of the interesting stories.)
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